.itskatelyn.

in then end, you die. if you aren't living for yourself, you aren't living.

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“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.”

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has some seriously interesting sentences. 

Narrator looking into a microscope: “These are my sperm. There are about 500 million of them from a single ejaculation. There are enough sperm here to impregnate every woman in Western Europe, and I’m nothing special.”

If you’re curious enough, just go take a look. 3:48

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sometimes I wonder how much better relationships would be if we were all forced to be blindfolded from before we meet each other and through the first 6 months the relationship. I feel like those would be the best friendships/relationships ever. besides running into everything haha. I mean, the…

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